19 12 / 2011
Went to the eye doctor for the first time ever… thankfully is was just dry eye.
Although, the doctor mentioned something about not being able to produce tears. In his medical opinion, it was probably because I’m a bad ass motherfucker. So he gave me some artificial tears.
20 9 / 2011
Talk about hitting the ground like a sack of bricks!
As funny as this bridesmaid passing out may be, what’s the deal with the bride? She INSTANTLY freaks out into a hysterical crying fit. Then hides behind her husband for some reason, and continues to cry as if her bridesmaid friend just had her head blown off in the back of a car, and she’s covered in blood, bits of brain, & some skull chunks.
To the Bride;
-Overreact much?
-Calm the fuck down.
-Check on your friend instead of whoring up the attention with your hystericial bullshit.
To the Groom;
-Get the fuck out of there while you still can. She’s only gonna get worse!
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