29 11 / 2011
Women are crazy… so call 1-877-ROBUST1 to order your “Sticky Nips” TODAY!
Don’t have $8,000 for breast implants? How about $19.95 for some pokies? Apparently these are for women who desperately need attention, but on a budget.
They even come in four racial colors to match your most ethnic of titties. I guess that means they’re designed to be worn even while topless? It’s one thing if the girl was in some kind of freak breast feeding accident, but to buy these to complete a “look”? And how to you explain the fake nipples you’re wearing on top of your real nipples?
Now I want a box of these. I’d go around putting them on everything (posters, statues, walls, dogs, your mom.)
