09 3 / 2014

Even after all these years, I’m still finding new reasons to love Top Gear

03 3 / 2014

You….  Not bad….

You….  Not bad….

28 2 / 2014

People often feel like they were born in the wrong generation; like somehow they would be better suited in the past, in a different time or place.  Me?  I was born for the apocalypse.  Spending my days on the open road à la 'Mad Max', or walking the back roads staving off the undead.  No, I just can’t see myself living in the 50’s.

27 2 / 2014

"Shit got fucked up" is the new "Yadda yadda yadda"

"Shit got fucked up" is the new "Yadda yadda yadda"

12 2 / 2014

I love this line. 
The picture fits too.

I love this line. 

The picture fits too.

03 2 / 2014

The perfect way to eat a hamburger…. Thanks Japan!
Leave it to Japanese television to get to the bottom of this.  A Japanese show 'Honma Dekka!?' recruited various experts to scientifically break down the best method for eating a large burger.  After months of research and computer models, they finally narrowed down the best way to hold and eat a burger… because SCIENCE!



via. Kotaku

The perfect way to eat a hamburger…. Thanks Japan!

Leave it to Japanese television to get to the bottom of this.  A Japanese show 'Honma Dekka!?' recruited various experts to scientifically break down the best method for eating a large burger.  After months of research and computer models, they finally narrowed down the best way to hold and eat a burger… because SCIENCE!

via. Kotaku

16 1 / 2014

Self Drifting BMW

Oh your car can park itself?  That’s cute… this car can drift around a race track in wet or dry pavement. 

04 1 / 2014

2014… We’re exploring Mars, and nobody thought to do this yet?

2014… We’re exploring Mars, and nobody thought to do this yet?

04 1 / 2014


"Spare us your pity, xenos scum. You gush about your connection with nature, your primal wisdom, but what has it brought you? 

"Where are your marvels of engineering? Your voyages of discovery? Your great insight into the nature of the universe? Even at our basest, when we dressed as you do, dwelt as you do, hunted as you do, lived as you do, we did more than merely survive. We built wonders. We made great journeys. We forged epics. You have not. 

"You speak so proudly of the plugs dangling from your skulls, little realizing that they are but strings and you puppets. What little you have accomplished you attribute to the wisdom of your goddess, who is nothing but the voices of your dead echoing for all eternity. She moors you to the past, serving as a leash that keeps you as little better than apes, sad parodies of civilization that lack that special spark to become something more. 

"We have come to your world in search of resources. Whether your actions drive us back or we take what we want and move on, the outcome is the same. We will depart from your wretched planet, leaving you behind. And in a thousand years, you will not have changed from this contact with another world. You will remain in your trees, hunting your prey, communing with your goddess, until your sun burns out and your world dies. 


"And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us…"




Aside from the special effects, this is the only good thing to come out of this movie.

"Spare us your pity, xenos scum. You gush about your connection with nature, your primal wisdom, but what has it brought you?
"Where are your marvels of engineering? Your voyages of discovery? Your great insight into the nature of the universe? Even at our basest, when we dressed as you do, dwelt as you do, hunted as you do, lived as you do, we did more than merely survive. We built wonders. We made great journeys. We forged epics. You have not.
"You speak so proudly of the plugs dangling from your skulls, little realizing that they are but strings and you puppets. What little you have accomplished you attribute to the wisdom of your goddess, who is nothing but the voices of your dead echoing for all eternity. She moors you to the past, serving as a leash that keeps you as little better than apes, sad parodies of civilization that lack that special spark to become something more.
"We have come to your world in search of resources. Whether your actions drive us back or we take what we want and move on, the outcome is the same. We will depart from your wretched planet, leaving you behind. And in a thousand years, you will not have changed from this contact with another world. You will remain in your trees, hunting your prey, communing with your goddess, until your sun burns out and your world dies.
"And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us…"

Aside from the special effects, this is the only good thing to come out of this movie.

04 11 / 2013

theinternetkills:

Raccoon eating grapes!

If someone decided to film a reality show about a raccoon eating things, I’d watch it.  Between the way he tilts his ridiculous head back to chew, unrelenting eye contact, and how he uses his creepy raccoon fingers, I’m hooked. 

Things I would love to watch this raccoon eat…

  • Soup
  • Corn on the cob
  • Ice Cream
  • 'Dippin dots'
  • Linguini with clam sauce
  • Fruit Gushers®
  • Peanut butter

For the season one finale, I’d love to see if he can master the use of utensils; even if it’s only a cliffhanger.  Season two would start off with the raccoon traveling around to different regions sampling local cuisines.  Hopefully with the season two finale showing him master the use of chopsticks. 

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29 10 / 2013

This is why I don’t want to have kids…
When I was in 2nd grade, for Halloween I dressed up as my favorite character from the movies… Freddy Krueger.  I had an awesome mask, the glove, and the whole thing down… in second grade! 
Halloween is a day for kids to dress up, have fun, and get candy in the process.  But apparently that’s too much these days in the world of ever evolving political correctness.  This school allows children to wear costumes, but then limits EVERYTHING because "young children get frightened by some costumes"…   Who the fuck is scared of Spider-Man?  Let alone Supergirl?  REALLY?  
Either ban costumes all together, or just let kids dress up as they please for the day.  If a kid is scared of a Power Ranger or Ninja Turtle costume, then I think that kid has bigger problems than some shitty $20 child’s costume from Walmart.  It’s bad enough everyone is so sensitive these days, and this is only going to get worse as time goes on.  Kids are already getting expelled from school for bringing in candy.  Who knows what won’t be allowed in the next 5-10 years…

This is why I don’t want to have kids…

When I was in 2nd grade, for Halloween I dressed up as my favorite character from the movies… Freddy Krueger.  I had an awesome mask, the glove, and the whole thing down… in second grade! 

Halloween is a day for kids to dress up, have fun, and get candy in the process.  But apparently that’s too much these days in the world of ever evolving political correctness.  This school allows children to wear costumes, but then limits EVERYTHING because "young children get frightened by some costumes"…   Who the fuck is scared of Spider-Man?  Let alone Supergirl?  REALLY? 

Either ban costumes all together, or just let kids dress up as they please for the day.  If a kid is scared of a Power Ranger or Ninja Turtle costume, then I think that kid has bigger problems than some shitty $20 child’s costume from Walmart.  It’s bad enough everyone is so sensitive these days, and this is only going to get worse as time goes on.  Kids are already getting expelled from school for bringing in candy.  Who knows what won’t be allowed in the next 5-10 years…